Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Overheard at College, Part Does It Matter

Football Player 1: What are you doin’ this weekend?
Football Player 2: Actually, my girlfriend is taking me to the New York Philharmonic.
Football Player 1: Oh, cool… isn’t that a laser-light show or something?

Water polo goalie: I caught the ball, but it pulled my hand back into the goal. I felt like I was being high-fived by Hulk Hogan.

Girl trying on clothes: Does this make me look fat?
Boyfriend: Why do you torture me? I know you’re kidding, but in that way that you’re only kidding if I give a charming response. What is the proper response to that question?
Girl: Seppuku.

Student recommending an NYC weekend outing to a friend: At the Met, the suggested student donation is $10. But the museum is free if you’re a douche.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Surprise!

You don't know it yet, but your excitement abounds. I've finally made the move to my own domain name. Please update your links:
http://bananatheory.net

All future posts will be on that site.

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